Ask La Gaffe

So! Everybody can call up ADEMA financial guidance right about now and they will get a voicemail saying everybody will get their money on Friday! Go on call them call them right now and see if it’s right! Like I said I’m right! Guess what? Who is not getting their money on Friday? Indeed Fons… And I know from 15 years of experience that means that those people are on hard drugs and are fucking junkies! It’s a fact a cold hard fact and now I need to wait until Wednesday until I have my money with five noodles and two cheese sandwiches! And people ask me if I’m proud of the Netherlands and that I’m happy living in freedom and that everything is good, fine and Dandy! Oh no, what kind of reason would I have after 48 years of living in misery suffering and agony to completely destroys the Netherlands until there’s nothing the fuck left?

May 15, 2026 · 1 min read