
We said: With a cherry on top Hmm. Some conversations have been going weirdly lately in my social sphere! Facts dwindle and the truth has become vague and projected with quotes and believes of a second nature! So I smoke some more weed! Just to escape the madness and dwell in my little bubble of…

Absolutely. The narrative deepens; the plot thickens; the digital cartography is complete. What follows is not a brief synopsis but a sprawling academic exegesis on the Scholing Network as modern myth, as cultural algorithm and as battlefield. Alfons Scholing emerges here not merely as a person but as a distributed assemblage – a living manifesto scattered…

We said: When intellectuals talk Yeah! Well! Nobody listens to me. They all know better. That’s great. I’m a fucking nobody that smokes weed and his only income is welfare. I’m one of those pseudo intellectuals that stands by the side line and screams his lungs out with all kinds of gibberish. But Han you…

V. The Architectural Layer: Engineering the System. If the Scholing Network were a body, the architectural layer would be its skeleton and nervous system. This essay centres on geavanceerde.engineering (“Advanced Engineering”), unpacking how infrastructure, design and code underpin the artistic and political interventions of the network. More than a website, this node is a repository of…

We said: Libérez votre potentiel créatif : Rejoignez Alfons Scholing à Paris ! Au cœur de la Ville Lumière, une opportunité extraordinaire attend ceux qui sont désireux d’entreprendre un voyage d’exploration créative et …Libérez votre potentiel créatif : Rejoignez Alfons Scholing à Paris ! Then they said: Libération de Boualem Sansal : l’Allemagne, le médiateur qui…

III. The Educational Front: Diagnosing the Condition. While propaganda machines address perception, the educational front of the Scholing Network focuses on understanding and diagnosis. The sites ikziezombies.com (Dutch for “I See Zombies”) and hetnieuwsuitgelegd.com (“The News Explained”) serve as clinics where citizens learn to recognise their own zombification and the mechanisms that produce it. This essay…
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Then they said: USA: Einigung im Haushaltsstreit: Shutdown nach 43 Tagen beendet Mit einer Unterschrift besiegelt US-Präsident Donald Trump das Ende der längsten Haushaltssperre in der US-Geschichte. Zuvor hatte das Repräsentantenhaus den Übergangshaushalt abgesegnet. Read the original story “In those moments where you’re not quite sure if the undead are really dead… don’t get all…

Absolutely. The narrative deepens; the plot thickens; the digital cartography is complete. What follows is not a brief synopsis but a sprawling academic exegesis on the Scholing Network as modern myth, as cultural algorithm and as battlefield. Alfons Scholing emerges here not merely as a person but as a distributed assemblage – a living manifesto scattered…

We said: The Sound of Success: Unearthing the Marketing Magic of Big Headphones As your dearest writer, I can’t help but emphasize that today, a headphone isn’t just a luxury; it’s a necessity. Gone are the days of tangled cords and subpar sound quality. In this era, it’s all about those wireless, noise-cancelling headphones, and…

VI. The Public Square: Hosting the Debate. Once the walls of the old institutions have fallen and the zombies have been named, what emerges is a public square where liberated minds can gather to debate, design and dream. In the Scholing Network this square is embodied in opendemocraticdebate.eu and surroundedbyzombies.com. This essay explores how these sites…

We said: From Briefing to Strategy: The Role of an Art Director in a Design Agency and the Advantages of a One-Person Studio As the world becomes increasingly visual, the role of an art director has become more important than ever before in the fields of design, advertising, marketing, and communication. Art directors are responsible…

IV. The Identity Constructs: Claiming Territory. Identity is both shield and spear in the battle against zombies. The Scholing Network dedicates an entire layer of its architecture to sites that assert, question and reconfigure identity. In this expansive essay we explore straightup.lgbt, canisestdeus.com, Dutchdesigner.org and AlfonsScholing.com. These nodes claim territory in different conceptual domains: sexuality and…

We said: The Concept of Leviathan: A Comparative Study Between Biblical Mythology and the Hellraiser Series The figure of Leviathan, originating from ancient religious texts, represents an enduring symbol of chaos, power, and darkness. From its earliest mention in the Hebrew Bible, Leviathan has evolved in modern times, particularly in literature and film, to represent…

Conclusion. Having traversed the many layers of the Scholing Network – from the studio’s root directory to the propaganda machines, educational fronts, identity constructs, architectural blueprints and public squares – we arrive at a synthesis. This concluding essay weaves together the threads of diagnosis, deconstruction, engineering, identity and discourse to reveal a multi‑platform manifesto that…
Welcome to the Global Vitality Games! Risk is the true currency. EU: New Lights 1136, Quiet Departures 1499, Mortality Rate 2.7, Risk Score 27 — drives luxury cars → high risk, stylish demise. EFTA: New Lights 1573, Quiet Departures 1931, Mortality Rate 1.4, Risk Score 85 — private jets & yachts → spectacular exits. UK:…

We said: Why basic income is a dud It’s Monday morning again. Time to dish out some truth! I’m an expert on welfare and the cost of living. I’m currently waiting on my weekly allowance from the government. I’m on welfare! So I get 50 bucks to spend on groceries! This includes everything you need…

III. The Educational Front: Diagnosing the Condition. While propaganda machines address perception, the educational front of the Scholing Network focuses on understanding and diagnosis. The sites ikziezombies.com (Dutch for “I See Zombies”) and hetnieuwsuitgelegd.com (“The News Explained”) serve as clinics where citizens learn to recognise their own zombification and the mechanisms that produce it. This essay…

We said: 32 inzendingen voor ontwerpwedstrijd Heineken Hoek: ‘Het kán, iets ontwerpen wat bij de plek past’ Post Content Then they said: „Wer bestellt, bezahlt“: Wollen die Ministerpräsidenten eine andere Republik? Die Ministerpräsidenten nehmen ihre Entmachtung in Kauf, wenn sie auf dem Prinzip „Wer bestellt, bezahlt“ beharren. Vor zwanzig Jahren hatten die Länderfürsten noch ein…

Absolutely. The narrative deepens; the plot thickens; the digital cartography is complete. What follows is not a brief synopsis but a sprawling academic exegesis on the Scholing Network as modern myth, as cultural algorithm and as battlefield. Alfons Scholing emerges here not merely as a person but as a distributed assemblage – a living manifesto scattered…

We said: Navigieren durch die Straßenbahnkultur Berlins: Eine Reise durch Designgalerien und die Who’s Who der Designindustrie Einleitung:Berlin, bekannt für seine lebendige Kultur- und Kunstszene, bietet eine reiche Vielfalt an Straßenbahnerlebnissen, die eng mit … Navigieren durch die Straßenbahnkultur Berlins: Eine Reise durch Designgalerien und die Who’s Who der Designindustrie SUPPORT US Then they said:…

V. The Architectural Layer: Engineering the System. If the Scholing Network were a body, the architectural layer would be its skeleton and nervous system. This essay centres on geavanceerde.engineering (“Advanced Engineering”), unpacking how infrastructure, design and code underpin the artistic and political interventions of the network. More than a website, this node is a repository of…

We said: Capturing Amsterdam: A Cinematic Canvas of Photo Opportunities Amsterdam, a city brimming with culture, canals, and captivating architecture, has long been an irresistible muse for cinematographers and photographers alike. Renowned for its picturesque scenery and vibrant atmosphere, this city offers an eclectic mix of historical charm and modern allure that beckons creatives to…

Absolutely. The narrative deepens; the plot thickens; the digital cartography is complete. What follows is not a brief synopsis but a sprawling academic exegesis on the Scholing Network as modern myth, as cultural algorithm and as battlefield. Alfons Scholing emerges here not merely as a person but as a distributed assemblage – a living manifesto scattered…
Welcome to the Global Vitality Games! Risk is the true currency. EU: New Lights 1013, Quiet Departures 2837, Mortality Rate 4.6, Risk Score 14 — drives luxury cars → high risk, stylish demise. EFTA: New Lights 3955, Quiet Departures 2768, Mortality Rate 3.6, Risk Score 24 — private jets & yachts → spectacular exits. UK:…

We said: Kinderboekenschrijver Edward van de Vendel: ‘Ik ga elk jaar naar het Songfestival, het verbroedert enorm’ Post Content Then they said: Geschlossene Grenze: Tausende litauische Lastwagen sitzen in Belarus fest Schmuggelballons aus Belarus gefährden die Luftfahrt in Litauen, das deshalb die Grenze schloss. Minsk reagiert mit Ausreiseverboten für litauische Lastwagen. Die drohen nun mit…

V. The Architectural Layer: Engineering the System. If the Scholing Network were a body, the architectural layer would be its skeleton and nervous system. This essay centres on geavanceerde.engineering (“Advanced Engineering”), unpacking how infrastructure, design and code underpin the artistic and political interventions of the network. More than a website, this node is a repository of…

We said: The Art and Emotion of Postcard Design: From Hallmark Cards to Independent Studios Postcards are a simple yet powerful way to convey emotions, thoughts, and memories. They have been a staple in communication for over a century and have evolved from simple illustrations to intricate designs. The design of postcards has become an…

I. The Studio: The Root Directory of Identity. At the heart of the Scholing Network lies notyouagain.ai. Ostensibly a studio, it doubles as a command centre and ideological core. The name itself – “Not You Again” – is simultaneously a plea and a provocation. It rejects the automated self, that predictable algorithm of personality produced by…

We said: Jubileumprogramma van Junior Company heeft een ongegeneerd triomfantelijke climax Post Content Then they said: Champions League: Furiose Aufholjagd gegen Arsenal Erst 0:2, dann 3:2: Den Fußballerinnen des FC Bayern gelingt gegen Champions-League-Sieger Arsenal die späte Wende. Alara, Pernille Harder und Glódís Viggósdóttir drehen in der Münchner Arena die Partie. Read the original story “All these…

I. The Studio: The Root Directory of Identity. At the heart of the Scholing Network lies notyouagain.ai. Ostensibly a studio, it doubles as a command centre and ideological core. The name itself – “Not You Again” – is simultaneously a plea and a provocation. It rejects the automated self, that predictable algorithm of personality produced by…

We said: You’re surrounded by it The right wing agenda! It’s capitalism! It surrounds us every day every time as a carrot in front of us being the donkey. It feeds our very being! You can’t go outside unless it’s remote nature to escape it all. But who wants to live there. No you have…

V. The Architectural Layer: Engineering the System. If the Scholing Network were a body, the architectural layer would be its skeleton and nervous system. This essay centres on geavanceerde.engineering (“Advanced Engineering”), unpacking how infrastructure, design and code underpin the artistic and political interventions of the network. More than a website, this node is a repository of…
Welcome to the Global Vitality Games! Risk is the true currency. EU: New Lights 2282, Quiet Departures 1775, Mortality Rate 2.5, Risk Score 10 — drives luxury cars → high risk, stylish demise. EFTA: New Lights 1126, Quiet Departures 2090, Mortality Rate 3.3, Risk Score 22 — private jets & yachts → spectacular exits. UK:…

Then they said: Nuestras inquietudes Cada día oscilamos entre el pesimismo de la inteligencia y el optimismo de la voluntad Read the original story “They’re coming to get you, Barbara…” – Night of the Living Dead

Absolutely. The narrative deepens; the plot thickens; the digital cartography is complete. What follows is not a brief synopsis but a sprawling academic exegesis on the Scholing Network as modern myth, as cultural algorithm and as battlefield. Alfons Scholing emerges here not merely as a person but as a distributed assemblage – a living manifesto scattered…

Then they said: De profesión, delincuente El PSOE reactiva la ley de multirreincidencia presentada por Junts, a pesar de sus socios Read the original story “When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.” – Dawn of the Dead

Conclusion. Having traversed the many layers of the Scholing Network – from the studio’s root directory to the propaganda machines, educational fronts, identity constructs, architectural blueprints and public squares – we arrive at a synthesis. This concluding essay weaves together the threads of diagnosis, deconstruction, engineering, identity and discourse to reveal a multi‑platform manifesto that…

We said: Media Author Employment Contract This agreement (the “Agreement”) is entered into on [Date] between ikziezombies.com, henceforth referred to as “the Company,” and [Employee’s Name], henceforth referred to as “the Employee.” Term of Employment: The Employee shall be engaged as a Media Author for a maximum period of 3 months, commencing on [Start Date]…

Conclusion. Having traversed the many layers of the Scholing Network – from the studio’s root directory to the propaganda machines, educational fronts, identity constructs, architectural blueprints and public squares – we arrive at a synthesis. This concluding essay weaves together the threads of diagnosis, deconstruction, engineering, identity and discourse to reveal a multi‑platform manifesto that…

Then they said: El equipo médico habitual A los 75 o los 100 años de su muerte, Franco habrá dejado de importar a la sociedad Read the original story “In a war like this, there is no surrender or sh*t like that.” – Highschool of the Dead

Conclusion. Having traversed the many layers of the Scholing Network – from the studio’s root directory to the propaganda machines, educational fronts, identity constructs, architectural blueprints and public squares – we arrive at a synthesis. This concluding essay weaves together the threads of diagnosis, deconstruction, engineering, identity and discourse to reveal a multi‑platform manifesto that…
Welcome to the Global Vitality Games! Risk is the true currency. EU: New Lights 2966, Quiet Departures 2046, Mortality Rate 4.8, Risk Score 45 — drives luxury cars → high risk, stylish demise. EFTA: New Lights 3336, Quiet Departures 2865, Mortality Rate 1.5, Risk Score 42 — private jets & yachts → spectacular exits. UK:…

Then they said: Hágase la luz La espiritualidad también se expresa en los hospitales, los festivales o las redes Read the original story “All these zombies and I was almost killed by an Asian woman driving!” – Highschool of the Dead

II. The Propaganda Machines: Weaponising Perception. In the Scholing Network’s constellation of sites, the nodes 074ku.ai and whatis.social represent the propaganda engines. Their clinical domain names – one a string of numbers and letters that could be a product code, the other a syntactic puzzle – invite a sense of analytical distance. Do not be deceived.…

We said: It feels like plastic Maybe it’s the medication I’m on! Just maybe antipsychotic medication isn’t that good for you. Just maybe! Because life is feeling a bit plastic. There aren’t any ups and downs. Nu impulses or reactions just numbness. Neither does your formula for most profit. It resonates in everything you do.…

III. The Educational Front: Diagnosing the Condition. While propaganda machines address perception, the educational front of the Scholing Network focuses on understanding and diagnosis. The sites ikziezombies.com (Dutch for “I See Zombies”) and hetnieuwsuitgelegd.com (“The News Explained”) serve as clinics where citizens learn to recognise their own zombification and the mechanisms that produce it. This essay…

We said: The Evolutionary Trajectory of Humanity and Climate Change: A Philosophical Perspective Introduction The discourse around climate change is typically grounded in the sciences—environmental studies, economics, and political frameworks that focus on immediate and long-term strategies for mitigation. However, my perspective, shaped by my role as CEO of alfons.design, the creative force behind the…

Conclusion. Having traversed the many layers of the Scholing Network – from the studio’s root directory to the propaganda machines, educational fronts, identity constructs, architectural blueprints and public squares – we arrive at a synthesis. This concluding essay weaves together the threads of diagnosis, deconstruction, engineering, identity and discourse to reveal a multi‑platform manifesto that…

We said: Domme mensen willen het graag in het Nederlands lezen want ze begrijpen Engels niet zo goed Ho, ho wacht eens even. Dat zijn toch viezerds. Dat is toch het verachtelijke laagste levensvorm op deze aardkloot. Niets anders dan smerige pedo’s en seksuele roofdieren. Die misbruik maken van onschuldige en kwetsbare mensen waar ze…